Cammie Done Away

Gametrailers E3 Awards

2008-07-26T17:12:00.000-07:00

Well, now E3 has finished, and Gametrailers.com have begun the usual stretch of videos showing their favorite games, and favorite Press Conferences. In the 'Best Press Conference Award', Nintendo barely got onto the top 5 nominations for Press releases, and, according to Gametrailers, is that it was Nintendo. The fact that it only made it by the skin of it teeth, shows 1. the standard of the other conferences and 2. how disappointing Nintendo's was.

When viewing videos that either showcase or try to show how bad the Nintendo conference was, a couple of images, and actions are always repeated, whatever the website. These are as follows:

Cammie doing a weird smile and hand actions playing Shaun White Snowboarding
Cammie saying "Nintendo Brings more smiles, to more faces"
Cammie throwing that Frisbee
Cammie shouting "AAAAAlright!!!" (between you and me, the most annoying part)
and of course, M. Night Shyamalan playing drums.

I have yet to see a positive image portrayed of Cammie as of yet, which can be expected, as you can see from the list above, the overwhelming majority of the images shown are of her making a fool of herself, and a mockery of the gaming scene. Gamers everywhere unite under the banner of Cammie Done Away.

I leave you with her own quote, which pretty much sums up her, and that whole conference which focused on Cammie: "As you can see...I'm not Reggie" Cammie...I will never agree with you more, than I did with you right then.

In conclusion, during the E3 awards on Gametrailers.com, Nintendo won/lost the 'Most Dissapointing', Cammie was the main image for that, and this shows why the Nintendo conference was such a disappointment. Cammie Must Never Be Allowed Outdoors Again!

Down With Dunaway!

2008-07-21T15:13:00.000-07:00

So E3 has passed and Nintendo fans are left with.... well pretty much nothing.
Nintendo's press conference was easily the worst of them all and we all know who to blame. Cammie Dunaway. Now it is obvious that her stage presents did not help the conference at all, as a matter of fact, it was one of the things that ruined it, but Cammie ruining the press conference has almost nothing to do with her stage presence.
Here is my theory. Cammie was the one that planned the whole conference, just the fact she was on stage should be enough of a hint that she planned it after all who else would put her on stage? That, however, is not the only reason I think she planned it. In an interview with gametrailers, when she was asked what core gamers should be doing, she replied that we should continue playing SSBB and Mario Kart. She thinks those two games can keep core gamers busy for the next few months.
Cammie is the VP of sales and marketing at Nintendo, so that means she has to figure out how to sell Nintendo's games. So from that we can see that she probably had some part in planning the Nintendo press conference. After all, who else at Nintendo could be so out of touch with the gaming community? Now let's take a look at who the games at the conference were targeted at. Was it core gamers? No it's the people who will not watch E3, the casual gamers. Who at Nintendo would think it is a good idea to target casual gamers at a press conference meant for core gamers? Why Cammie Dunaway of course!

So this is my theory, Cammie Dunaway was the one who planned and ruined the Nintendo Press conference.

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Edit by Ploogle: Here's the aforementioned GameTrailers video: